Since I am now eighteen and soon gonna be 19 the last TEEN in my age, there are a lot of stupid things I do that make me wish I had already known not to do them! or have learned already. yeah…can relate? :))
Some are lgihthearted, some are serious, all are very true.
Here are some few shits:
- Don’t wear a white shirt when you know you’re gonna have a messy day.
- Don’t let your life wait for other people.
- Dropping a cellphone into a bathtub of water kinda kills the phone.
- You haven’t really lived until you’ve gotten through anatomy, microbiology and nutri in nursing or maybe in other courses.
- Milk crates make boring pet.
- If it hurts, DON’T DO IT AGAIN!
- Those shits that doesn’t kill you will ultimately make you stronger.
- Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
- No running on the poolside, BELIEVE IT when they warn you about it.
- Ten years from now, most of what we freak out about won’t make any difference.
- All that’s gold doesn’t glisten.
- Always stay after class because that’s where connections are made.
- Just because the person is sweet doesn’t mean he/she likes you.
- While driving a car through a gate, always, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open! The consequences might be fatal to your car.
- Do not assume that all glass doors are open. especially when you don’t see any sign on it.
- When in doubt, duck. When certain, don’t bother, cause you’re already screwed.
- Just because someone flirts with you incessantly doesn’t necessarily mean he/she likes you.
- If your Clinical instructor or professor tells you to quit talking after a test or he’ll give you a zero, he means it. Really.
- When you are given a quiz, only 3% of the teachers will allow you to have open notes and the rest, listen to the instructions well!
- Sometimes smart people can do very very stupid things.
- Not all smart people are going to be successful in the future. ( pusang kalye, MMK )
- Being nice to people will get you far.
- An enemy could be conquered by kindness *evil laugh*
- The one you can truly love is often right in front of you.
- Never, ever let a member of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards.
- Nothing is ever too good to be true.
- Parents aren’t around forever and you need to treasure them while they are here.
- Don’t ever take any kind of quiz if you already have a good score on it.
- Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.
- Think carefully before you act.
- Dreaming and doing go hand in hand.
- Life moves fast, but not as fast that you can’t slow down to enjoy it.
- Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
- You really should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.
- Cereal is a vital staple food fr all college students. Who cares how ridiculous you look eating it a 8:30pm?!
- If he doesn’t respect you, then he’s not worth any of your time.
- Don’t juggle knives unless you’re really, really good at it.
- When the TV tells you “DON’T DO THIS AT HOME” , believe it.
- You can’t light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
- You can never pretend that you’re normal when you are drunk!
- Hair is flammable. Very flammable.
- If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then give up. No sense of being ridiculous abut it.
- Sticking things up your nose isn’t the smartest idea in the world.
- Dyeing hair Burgundy that is already Burgundy makes it turn Red orange!
- God doesn’t make junks!
- You can never finish a project when you’re drunk, even if you say you can.
- When you say you can quit smoking, it’s not as easy as what you think it is.
- If you’re mad, try not to throw anything that is on your hand, you’ll regret it after.
- You gotta learn where to yell foul words on somebody.
- Going to church is useless when you don’t understand the language they’re using.
- When you know that you’ve given everything, then it’s not your lost.
- Sometimes people tend to be sweet because they want something in return.
- It’s sometimes good to date yourself once in a while.
- Sleeping beyond 12midnight for weeks makes you 5years older than your actual age.
- Stress is often the root of severe case of diseases.
- Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
- You never know when you’re making a memory.
- The heart does heal and you will love like this again—except that when you do, you’ll deny that you ever loved like this before.
- Nothing matters if you don’t have loved ones to share it with.
- Your siblings are incredibly precious. If you don’t know this now, you will –trust me!
- If you can laugh at yourself, you’re going to be fine.
- If you allow others to laugh with you, you’ll be Great!
- Kissing in the rain is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost fun.